By Samuel Strait, Reporter at Large – November 3, 2021 One would think the world was hysteria ridden enough after two years of media induced hyperventilating over the Covid Pandemic, but now back to the familiar, 7.75 years left of earth's existence and then we all burn to a crisp. The enviro-alarmists are in full cry at the current dog and pony show known as COP26, put on by the United Nations to highlight just how over the top the absurdity of "man's greatest challenge" has become. Of course no one can say for sure just what that is, as it seems to change with each natural weather event. Sometimes it is not even that. There is no doubt that the angst rages on. Won't Greta be proud. Over two weeks of fine dining and drinking, a lot of promises will be made and few will be kept. Kind of reminds everyone of just how politicians act when they need your vote. Be assured, nothing will happen except a lot of empty words will be spoken, promises made and very little will be accomplished. That is except for that COP26 was designed to accomplish. One would think that our illustrious Governor "Empty Suit" has invaded the bodies of all the attendees, because there is no real Russia, China, or India in attendance. Yes, maybe a few of their lower echelon bureaucrats, but nobody that really matters. Three of the biggest polluters on the planet who will not be committing to anything. Still think that COP26 will accomplish anything. This years efforts seem to focus on coal, and methane, those dastardly cows. Why can't everyone become a vegetarian? Grow more trees? Anything that destroys the economies of those bad actors in the first world. If that isn't enough drain their collective treasuries and equitably distribute it to whining third world nations, so their 1% will have a nice fat Swiss bank account. Can't have the Walmart shoppers in third world countries getting uppity now can we. Climate Alarmism for all. As per usual the screeching hordes of virtue signalers have descended on Glasgow to join in with the festivities, no doubt eco-trashing the city with their efforts to be heard. The wilder the proclamation of doom for the planet the better. The latest prediction is that 7.75 years in the future will put us over the edge. Looks like things will have to hurry up in order to reach the 1.5 degree increase in that short amount of time, but, hey, in 1995, it was only supposed to take ten years for the planet's climate to have increased by five degrees. Guess the latest predictions have been reigned in to avoid more failure of the earth's climate to cooperate with the dooms-dayers should the latest predictions fall flat. Bet Governor Hair Gel and his first person are gnashing their collective teeth over missing the event. Does seem like he intends to "Zoom in" to the festivities, that is if he can make a connection. Those pesky "Zoom" meetings. The bottom line it would appear, is this will be a typical grand festival that will fail to lift off. More taxpayer money down the drain, but not without the honest efforts of President Ice Cream Cone to flex his puny might. Hope he took off his bedroom slippers before he descended the steps from Air Force One, after all we can't have him look any more foolish than he already has, fresh from the flop at the G20 conference in Rome. No doubt he will make several suicidal promises over the course of the two week gala event that will further cripple the US economy and pledge billions of dollars at the mythical goal of being more powerful than nature, but the fab four "greenies' in Congress WILL BE CHEERING HIM ON.