By Samuel Strait, Reporter at Large – October 27, 2021 It seems like this must be some kind of comic strip to only be found in newspapers like the Sacramento Bee, the Los Angeles Times or the San Francisco Chronicle, but, no, President Ice Cream Cone has tapped Governor Hair Gel to be a member of the United States delegation to the United Nation's "dog and pony show" in Glasgow, Scotland for Climate Change. Lost on the world of environmental extremism is the ability to forego the carbon guzzling extreme of in person meetings by world leaders with the resort to "zoom" meetings or some other on line meeting format readily available. But Hey, nothing like an in person face to maskless face by the world's government leadership to show that rules for thee, don't in any way mean that they have to abide by the same rules. Naturally Newson accompanied by his ever faithful first person, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, is jetting off for a blissful, relaxing week long vacation in Scotland to extol the virtues of California's immersion in economic suicide under his majesty Newsom's steadfast magic wand waving. The fact that businesses are fleeing California's onerous climate change policies, creating an enviable 7.5% unemployment rate, highest in the nation where the nation is struggling to unearth more employees, is an accomplishment truly to be recognized……in Glasgow. With not a hair out of place, compliments of his daily hairstylist's efforts, Governor "empty suit" will jet off to the Climate Change Bash next week, leaving California's Democrat legislature to stumble and bumble through hearings trying to make sense of just how $20 billion in fraudulent EDD money managed to be given out. Of the $177 billion of Pandemic ladened "pork" that was doled out during said virus panic it appears that at least $20 billion was received by "criminal gangs and organized crime" How could that have happened in Newsom's environmentally "pure" State of California? But Hey, with the brisk, fresh air to be found in choke, choke, Glasgow, Scotland, what more can the empty suit ask for? Surely the legislature can do without his majesty's magic wand for a few days, after all there is "zoom" to fill the distance from Scotland back to California. Never mind the fact that California's EDD has a backlog of 119,000 unprocessed unemployment claims, 80,000 of which are new or reopened cases, the climate party must go on. Rita Saenz, Director of EDD Party with some one else's money is Hair Gel's imperial right after all. Can't indulged in scary problems like the State's unemployment trust fund is nearly $20 billion in deficit, can we? Maybe President Ice Cream Cone can be prevailed upon to plug the hole, after all he's not bound by pesky little things like balanced budgets, he can just raise the debt limit. Never fear, those businesses already struggling under California's imperial Covid mandates, like on and off business closures and vaccine mandates, will be asked to pick up the slack when Newsom's government borrows money from the Feds to plug EDD fund shortfall. What a pleasure it must be for California's businesses to cover Hair Gel's posterior for EDD fraud on the Governor's watch. But what the Heck! Another $600 in stimulus money will soon find its way into your bank account or mailbox to compensate for the State's robbery of your wallet all in the name of Climate Change, that hasn't really made an appearance as yet. You know, the Climate Change Hair Gel insists is happening as he speaks, where most every one else isn't seeing much of a real change.