Commentary and Opinion by Samuel Strait – May 14, 2024 As it was, I was basking in the warmth of the South Pacific when the latest train wreck, optimistically referred to as the April 23, 2024 meeting of the Del Norte County Board of Supervisors, where even in Niue I able to watch the fumble and stumble of our local "brain trust". More new warriors in defense of the "vulnerable" for Health and Human Services (DHHS), as the number of the "vulnerable" continues to climb unabated along with the breadth and scope of DHHS. Thankfully opening ceremonies go without a hitch. Then on to the usual preening and fluffing with Board member's reports, Supervisor Starkey's one woman government traveling show, Supervisor Howard's actual traveling show, Supervisor Borges's silent show, Supervisor Short's am I here on the right day show, and finally Mr. Strategic Plan himself Supervisor Wilson. On to the Consent Agenda where DHHS has a mere 7 out of 13 items to entertain the Board with this time around. You mean there is some other department in the County's organizational chart? Couple of raises for County employees. Must keep the troops happy after all. A permission to burn down a County owned building. Must keep Supervisor Short happy. Then the auditor chips in an item along with probation and we are off to a quick 5-0 start. Moving on with Public Comment, and a trifecta of reports, Frontier, on fiber optic connectivity progress, the Visitor's Bureau with lots of cheer leading, and the Treasurer's Report about how flush the County is at the moment. And on we go to General Government, at least what isn't on the Consent Agenda. A bridge replacement project in conflict according to the County Engineer, then Mr. Wilson goes to war strategic plan. Which on review seems rather ambitious and one wonders how the community gets anything out of it. Government looking pretty good if the "Plan" goes forward. 5-0 in any case, even with the slight disagreement over "Vacation Rentals". What a missed opportunity for another Starkey Ordinance? A swing and a miss on a "New" County administrator, with Item #20 pulled from consideration. Just think, the County's residents will be devastated without a "Human Resources and Risk Management Director" for the foreseeable future. Maybe something for the next Board meeting, a high dollar administrator that Mr. Lopez has to find something for the new director to do. The final item is to appoint a new representative to represent the County on the Juvenile Justice Coordinating Council (where do they come up with these names) and of course it is none other than Supervisor" "the government is the only solution", Valerie Starkey. 5-0 in case you were wondering. First a bit of money laundering in the Budget transfers, then on to the Director of DHHS complaining about Child Welfare funding cuts, a letter to support funding for Citizen's Dock repair, an ask by the foundering Harbor Commission, and finally the move to spend more tax payer money to fund the Del Norte/Humboldt Film Commission in the amount of an additional $15,000 per year. The debate being whether or not to give directly or through the Chamber of Commerce. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS…..