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Letter: Trip to Mars

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Del Norte Triplicate
March 27, 2025 at 07:00 AM
2 min read
8 months ago
Back in April of 2024, I wrote a letter stating: that if Donald Trump won the election I was moving to Mars because even the Moon was too close to a planet where a majority of voters want a criminal to be our president and ruin our country. Guess what, the trip is still on!I’ve been waiting since Jan 20th to get my ticket. Unfortunately, the ticket line is extremely long. There are hundreds of people ahead of me who either had more money than me or purchased tickets from Elons’ scalpers. So, I’ve decided to go directly to Musk and tell him how much I despise him and Trump. Hoping to get a seat in first class and have a free ride.Of course, I do want to wait until the SpaceX aircraft stop exploding before getting out of the Earth’s atmosphere and littering Florida and the ocean!#placement_573654_0_i{width:100%;max-width:550px;margin:0 auto;}var rnd = window.rnd || Math.floor(Math.random()*10e6);var pid573654 = window.pid573654 || rnd;var plc573654 = window.plc573654 || 0;var abkw = window.abkw || '';var absrc = 'https://ads.empowerlocal.co/adserve/;ID=181918;size=0x0;setID=573654;type=js;sw='+screen.width+';sh='+screen.height+';spr='+window.devicePixelRatio+';kw='+abkw+';pid='+pid573654+';place='+(plc573654++)+';rnd='+rnd+';click=CLICK_MACRO_PLACEHOLDER';var _absrc = absrc.split("type=js"); absrc = _absrc[0] + 'type=js;referrer=' + encodeURIComponent(document.location.href) + _absrc[1];document.write('');On second thought I may just play it safe and wait until I die and just send my urn and ashes that way, I can get a free scatter! Ray MarshallCrescent City, CA googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('ad-1515727'); });

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Published March 27, 2025 at 07:00 AM
Reading Time 2 min
Category general