Here’s an interesting question regarding Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena: if the world’s greatest military powers have been reverse engineering UAPs (better known as UFOs) for the better part of the past century as recently testified to in blockbuster congressional hearings that most of the milquetoast mainstream media missed for their usual reasons of corporate cowardice, how did multiple major nations - the U.S. primarily among them - acquire these exotic, extremely advanced vehicles that are apparently of a non-human origin?Presumably you’re already aware of the reported UAP/UFO crash landing near Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. But what about the others? There are at least 8 other recovered, reverse-engineered UAPs/UFOs in Uncle Sam’s possession in the Nevada desert at the now-infamous and formerly top secret Area 51 and S-4 facilities according to Bob Lazar who reportedly worked there. So where do UAPs come from and why did such incredibly advanced spacecraft with anti-gravitational propulsion systems crash?I have contemplated this conundrum for many years now and have come to the following conclusion: Planet Earth is the Tijuana of our Milky Way galaxy! That’s right, none of our extraterrestrial and/or extradimensional visitors are arriving here sober. Drunk driving is universal. The visitors are coming here to party, folks.#placement_573654_0_i{width:100%;max-width:550px;margin:0 auto;}var rnd = window.rnd || Math.floor(Math.random()*10e6);var pid573654 = window.pid573654 || rnd;var plc573654 = window.plc573654 || 0;var abkw = window.abkw || '';var absrc = 'https://ads.empowerlocal.co/adserve/;ID=181918;size=0x0;setID=573654;type=js;sw='+screen.width+';sh='+screen.height+';spr='+window.devicePixelRatio+';kw='+abkw+';pid='+pid573654+';place='+(plc573654++)+';rnd='+rnd+';click=CLICK_MACRO_PLACEHOLDER';var _absrc = absrc.split("type=js"); absrc = _absrc[0] + 'type=js;referrer=' + encodeURIComponent(document.location.href) + _absrc[1];document.write('');Or as they say about our overpopulated pale blue dot in the more civilized parts of the galactic federation, “Planet Earth - come for the H2O, and stay for the donkey show!”Jake PickeringArcata, CA, USA googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('ad-1515727'); });